menagainstassholesandmisogyny:
Hey, you were born with swingy, dangly dude parts, like me! What luck! Those things are like rabbit’s feet in our pants, except that they actually work. This anatomical fact is profoundly fortuitous, as it allows us to play this whole massively multiplayer game on easy mode (hat-tip @ John…
Balduvian Week! All of our first posts of the day will feature that amazing Balduvian facial hair! First up, the Balduvian Warlord. He’s unblockable… and dreamy.
Fascist Art Director is appalled with your facial hair.
Arrogant Vampire is too arrogant to wish Bram Stoker a Happy Birthday. We’re not. Happy Birthday Bram!
“Hello Planeswalkers. Tap target wall, then tap your beard, then back at your wall, then back to the beard. Sadly, the wall is not a beard.”
“Do I shave? NAH! It’s Magic Movember!”
